Pro Tip:
You can know all the things wrong about you from your wife by simply forgetting her birthday!
Various researchers and studies found that if women sleep long hours, it reduces brain strokes, blood pressure, diabetes and heart attacks in men!
Top three dreams of a man:
1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks he is.
2. To be as rich as his child believes he is.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects he has!
I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?'
I said, "Not at all." He said, "Kiss?"
I said, "Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel!"
I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.
I've got a Czech one too. Czech one too!
ਸਲੋਕ ਮ: ੧ ॥
ਬਲਿਹਾਰੀ ਗੁਰ ਆਪਣੇ ਦਿਉਹਾੜੀ ਸਦ ਵਾਰ॥
ਜਿਨਿ ਮਾਣਸ ਤੇ ਦੇਵਤੇ ਕੀਏ ਕਰਤ ਨ ਲਾਗੀ ਵਾਰ ॥੧॥
A hundred times a day, I am a sacrifice to my Guru;
He made angels out of men, without delay.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji - Ang 462
Helping one person might not change the whole world, but it could change the world for one person.
Good Morning!
Patient: Doctor, over the last three days I have followed your instructions. I have not eaten any food added with preservative colour or even sprayed. I have not even touched them.
Doctor: Great! So how do you feel now?
Patient: Hungry! Extremely hungry!
Teacher: What is history?
Pappu: The process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history!
Woman 1: You said you wouldn't marry anyone. Men are animals. Still, you agreed to marry a guy!
Woman 2: It is not a bad idea to pet an animal!