Now I know why Jeff Bezos got a divorce?
He needed more space!
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network!
I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am thin as a knife, I have a wife.
What am I?
No one is great at birth, our behaviour and our actions make us great!
4 CEOs of big beer companies meet for a drink.
The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel.
When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda.
Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks?
Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I!
A Punjaban's Apology:
I Am Sorry - But Galti Kutteya Teri Si!
Me: I never had the pleasure of meeting you.
She: Come on, we have met thrice before.
Me: Yes, but I never had the pleasure!
I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
All it was doing was gathering dust!
Always make sure someone in the relationship has good credit. That's why it's called significant other. Sign/if/I/can't.
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You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along!
