A Punjaban's Apology:
I Am Sorry - But Galti Kutteya Teri Si!
Santa: Jeeto Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan.
Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le!
The reason why Punjabis are funny?
Because it's 'PUN' JABI!
Alexa after spending two months in Punjab:
Me: Hey Alexa
Alexa: Haanji, Ki Haal Hai Sohneyo!
What is the blood group of Punjabis?
Ghee Positive!v
This is for all Punjabis.
Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
Punjabi: Haan.
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Punjabi: Haan.
Chai Wala: Laung?
Punjabi: Haan.
Chai Wala: Daalcheeni?
Punjabi: Haan... Oye Kanjara Agar Inni Mehnat Kar Hi Reha Hai Ta Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
Je Kite Sidhu Moosewala Nu Corona Ho Geya Ta Usne Nava Gaana Kadh Dena...
Jatt Nu Bimari Jehri Bombay Wale Lambu Nu!
#SidhuMoosewala #AmitabhBachchan
Kadar Karo Unha Yaaran Di Jinha Ne Tahanu Harami Banaya;
Nahi Ta Saari Umar Fuddu Reh Jana Si!
Pyaar Karde Ho Ta Izhaar Vi Karo;
Gupt Rog Thoda Hai Jo Chuppa Rahe Ho!
Punjabis were the first community to give the slogan #BlackLivesMatter long back.
"Kala Shah Kala. Mera Kala Hai Sardar, Goreyan Nu Dafa Karo"!