Rabb Da Ditta Sab Kuch Hai:
Gandi Shakal
Kamine Yaar
Fuddu Qismat
Ghatiya Rishtedaar
Me: Nobody tells me what to do.
My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.
Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!
Villagers in Punjab are still wondering who the hell is Social Distan Singh?
Chhote Hunde Ghar Wale Kehnde Hunde Si 'Bahar Bau' Hai.
Ajj Pata Laga Bahar Sachhi Bau Hai!
#Coronavirus #Stayathome
Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing?
Mom: Paraan Marr!
English: Yours
Punjabi: 13
English: Electricity
Punjabi: 32
English: Tell
Punjabi: 10
English: I told you so
Punjabi: 81
English: We
Punjabi: 80
English: Daughter-in-Law
Punjabi: 9
English: Go to sleep
Punjabi: 100
English: Come outside
Punjabi: 12
English: Nails
Punjabi: 9
English: One way
Punjabi: 92
Punjabis are incorrigible.
They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!
The finest of Punjabi poetry:
Once there was a Crow;
Chandigarh Vich Baitha Si Oh.
Usne Peg Laye Si Do;
O Talli Geya Si Ho.
Ek Chidi Rahi Si Ro;
Crow Ne Ched Ditti Oh.
Utton Aa Geya Chidi Da Peyo;
Chidi De Peyo Ne Phir Kuttya Crow.
Crow Sharminda Geya Si Ho;
Hun Chidi Nu Bhain Kehnda Oh!
Teacher: Your name and your homework, please.
Punjabi Student: Nikita!