If you want to get married, marry your own girlfriend...
Otherwise, your family will find someone else's girlfriend for you!
Boss: We need to have a meeting about your punctuality.
Banta: Sure, what time?
Boss: How about 10:00 AM?
Banta: I might be a few minutes late!
Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average!
A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him: "Sir, would you like to have Tea together?"
He replied, "Yes," and turned to his wife and said, "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!"
I always tell my kids, no matter what, always do whatever their heart tells them to do.
But also check with their mother first to see if it's OK with her!
Wishing you a New Year filled with happiness, health, and success.
May this year bring new opportunities and endless joy to you and your loved ones.
Happy New Year!
As we bid farewell to this year, let's hold on to the beautiful memories and let go of what no longer serves us. Here's to a fresh start and a promising New Year.
Happy New Year!
As the curtain falls on this year, let's cherish the memories we've made and the lessons we've learned. Here's to welcoming a brighter and even more fulfilling New Year.
Happy New Year!
As we welcome the New Year, let us embrace it with open hearts and minds.
May it be a year of harmony, understanding, and prosperity for all.
Happy New Year!
A new year is like a blank book, and the pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself. Make every moment count.
Wish you a very Happy New Year!