As the New Year dawns, let us celebrate the achievements of the past and welcome the opportunities of the future.
Wishing you a prosperous and successful New Year!
Salons always have hair on the floor.
Garages always have oil on the floor.
Banks, what is your problem?
What do you mean that a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
Banta: How long have you been working at that office?
Santa: Ever since they threatened to fire me!
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
They say he will be given a tough sentence!
Girl: I need to lose weight.
Pappu: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Pappu: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi!
Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartache makes you wiser.
And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap!
If you are offended by my sarcasm?
Then pardon me, I didn't know you were not smart enough to understand it!