Husband: Why are you always on your phone?
Wife: Because it's the only way I can get intelligent conversation around here!
Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Professional courtesy! =======================
Balance is not something you find.
It's something you create!
Surrender and let the winds of change guide you in a new direction.
Good Morning and have a great week!
What did the Indian cricket fan say to the Pakistani cricket fan after the match?
You're a great sport... when you lose!
Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!
Girl: I wish you were more romantic.
Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!
Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!
Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!
Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't define maturity!