What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day!
Police: Why did you call 100?
Santa: My wife went shopping and hasn't returned.
Police: That's not an emergency.
Santa: It is! She had my credit card!
Boss: You are late again! Do you know what that means?
Employee: Yes! It means the traffic is getting worse every day.
If you want to get married, marry your own girlfriend...
Otherwise, your family will find someone else's girlfriend for you!
Boss: We need to have a meeting about your punctuality.
Banta: Sure, what time?
Boss: How about 10:00 AM?
Banta: I might be a few minutes late!
Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
Today I also learned that I am above average!
A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him: "Sir, would you like to have Tea together?"
He replied, "Yes," and turned to his wife and said, "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!"
I always tell my kids, no matter what, always do whatever their heart tells them to do.
But also check with their mother first to see if it's OK with her!
Wishing you a New Year filled with happiness, health, and success.
May this year bring new opportunities and endless joy to you and your loved ones.
Happy New Year!
As we bid farewell to this year, let's hold on to the beautiful memories and let go of what no longer serves us. Here's to a fresh start and a promising New Year.
Happy New Year!