Life is ironic.
It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence!
You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?
That's your soul healing!
Never depend on someone else to make you happy.
That's what Beer is for!
Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?
Pappu: 4 Flowers.
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?
Pappu: 11 Flowers.
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?
Pappu: A Garden!
Man: Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Police Officer: Yes that's assault.
Man: I know it's salt but is it a crime?
Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was!
Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be!
To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!
When you fully trust someone without any doubt, you get one of these two results:
A person for life or A lesson for life!
Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!