Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!
Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...
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Whiskey Powder!
They say wives don't accept their mistakes.
My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, "I have made a big mistake by marrying you!"
Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news, please.
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you!
During Exam:
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!
English: Don't worry Mahesh.
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!
Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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They too have 'fillings' inside!
A smart woman never yells at a man.
He must be afraid of her gaze!
According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.
That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings!
Each successive stage of your journey through life will require an evolved version of yourself.
Good Morning and have a great week!