It's no wonder there is no rain. Most of the clouds are now with Amazon, Microsoft and Google!
Hurting someone can be as easy as throwing a stone in the sea. But do you have any idea how deep that stone can go?
A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.
Good Morning!
Punjabi Panda:
There are 2 Pandas:
The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda
The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda!
The only animal that a lion is afraid of is his lady lioness. So if you are afraid of your lady, that means you are a lion!
Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!
I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!
The army is 'Bhartiya Sena';
IAF was 'Why-you-Sena';
And Navy was 'No-Sena'!
I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...
Broco Lee!
15+15 is thirty.
16+16 is thirty too!