The best use of imagination is creativity. The worst use of imagination is anxiety!
Life is not a music player to listen to your favourite songs. It is a radio, you must adjust yourself to every frequency and enjoy whatever comes on it.
Good Morning!
Advantages of dating a Doctor:
He will not only hold your hand but check your pulse too!
Friend 1: I once went sky diving.
Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild.
Me: I once asked my wife, "what she does all day while I'm at work!"
My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?"
I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation!"
A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage.
It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light!
You can instantly stress out anyone just by shouting "catch"!
Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!
Of all the animals to make candies based on, worms were a strange choice!
The majority of people believe the most frequently washed body part in 2021 was the hands.
But in fact, it was the brain!
