Always communicate with wise and old people and young children at especially difficult moments in your life.
Children will convince you that not everything is lost. Old people will convince you that you can survive anything!
The truth shall set you free. Unless you're a husband. Then it's better to keep your mouth shut!
Dear Women,
Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong?
As times go by, marriage becomes louder & more expensive!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless!
I love camping and staying at the hotel with the air conditioner on... is my favourite activity!
If you could run most relationships backward, they would actually be much more romantic. First strong hatred, followed by trying times, then ending with crazy passionate love and desire!
If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue!
My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids!
