What do you call two horizontally challenged people having a chat?
A heavy discussion!
Your presence in my life is a blessing of a lifetime. You're the gift that I never dared to ask for. The love you have given me is more than I could ever imagine!
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
Pappu: The lunch bell!
Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a shortcut!
I've just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.
The hours are terrible, but apparently, the celery is good!
I winked at my wife and told her that we should try something different in the bedroom.
So she handed me the vacuum cleaner and told me to start cleaning the bedroom!
Everyone in the office was upset hearing my wife shouting at me.
I think it's high time I change my phone's ringtone!
My friend keeps saying "Cheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well!
Kids who get the perfect attendance award are either really lucky to have avoided being sick most of the year or really unlucky to have parents that made them go to school even when they felt like sh*t!
Looking into your eyes is like watching the sunrise; I can never get enough of it.
Have a beautiful day, my special one!
