Life, family and friends are worth more than all the money in the world.
Good morning and have a great week!
Girl: Can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak.
Pappu: Look above what is that?
Girl: Sun.
Pappu: You can see the sun which is so far away from here. How more far do you wanna see?
I ordered a small black coffee at Starbucks.
They gave me a weird look and asked me to leave!
I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
It's not like I did anything!
My wife is coming home tonight after a week-long official trip. So you guys know what I'm getting tonight.
Yelled at. Yes, I'm gonna get yelled at for making the house a mess!
I can't find my "Gone in 60 seconds" DVD.
It was here a minute ago!
A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!
Should I be delighted or agonised?
They say love can't be seen, it can only be felt.
But they were wrong. I have seen it many times in the form of true love for me in your eyes. And it's the most beautiful and cherished thing in the whole world!
We don't always need advice. Sometimes all we need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen and a heart to understand.
Good Morning!
Tequila is like marriage. You know that it's bad for you & may regret it later.
But you're curious and do it anyway!
