Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,
WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"!
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you can't open Windows in space!
In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach!
As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep!
I was forced to swallow purple food color.
I feel violated!
Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?
Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it!
Sympathy... you can get from anyone.
But jealousy... you have to earn it!
Respect is the foundation of any relationship. So to form a strong relationship, start respecting!
Prayer is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens. We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us.
Good Morning!
Certain beers give me a terrible hangover.
I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer!
