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Kahe Kabir Kaise Nibahe, Ker Ber Ko Sang;
Vh Jhoomat Ras Apni, Uski Fatat Ang!

Kabir says people of different nature cannnot live together. As if Banana and Ber trees are planted near each other, Ber tree will swing in the air and banana tree leaves will get torn by its thorns.
Greetings on Kabir Das Jayanti

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Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.
Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.
Men don't stand a chance!

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My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where did that come from?"

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Went for a job interview today, at IKEA.
The manager said: Come in, make a seat!

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day...
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Where will you take me?

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I wish you could be ugly for one day.
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Because being it every day is really sad!

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What do you call a sick eagle?
Illegal!

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Sorry girls I am taken.
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Taken as a joke!

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Philosophers are simply adults who never stopped questioning "why" as a child!

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People judge other people by their actions, while you judge yourself by your thoughts!

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