'Sorry' is a tiny word but has immense power to build a beautiful relationship.
Hope you accept my apology and let me build the connection between us again!
I am single because love is blind.
Aur Meri Dono Aankhein Theek Hain!
I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time!
My whole life is Yoga Day because I always find myself in awkward positions!
#InternationalYogaDay
I'm a mathematician but I hate negative numbers.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Wrestling is stupid!
Guys with no pants fight for a belt
Once electric cars are mainstream, someone will modify them to be really loud!
I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day.
It's soda pressing!
One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys?
The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens!
To be safe, I bought my wife a Father's Day gift!
