Jeeto: I get brain freeze whenever I eat ice cream.
Santa: I never get any brain freeze.
Jeeto: You don't have a brain, that's why!
My friend went bald years ago but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can't part with it!
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.
Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.
Me: But you said 3
Genie: Sue me!
Pro Tip:
You should wash your hands even when there is not a global pandemic!
For those missing their Golf during the lockdown.
Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it!
A rooster is the most slaughtered creature.
Because whoever has tried to awaken the world... has been killed!
We began as strangers. We became friends. We became one with each other. We remain as one forever.
Happy Anniversary my love!
When I needed you the most, you were always there. You stood by me when everyone chose their sides. Thank you for always being there for me.
Happy Father's Day, dad!
You're the true hero from my childhood. Times may have changed but the things I have learned from you are both ageless and priceless.
Happy Father's Day!
You sacrificed your good days to make our days bright, you struggled hard to make sure there's always a smile on our face. You deserve all the respect.
Happy Father's Day!
