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Yoga is the way to relax and rejuvenate.
Yoga is the way to find yourself and connect.
Happy International Yoga Day!

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When you perform yoga, you establish a connection between your body and mind and become more aware of yourself.
Happy International Yoga Day!

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Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari!

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Santa: Jeeto Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan.
Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le!

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I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you".
I couldn't believe it... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!

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You don't realize the importance of a pedicure in your life until the day you don't notice your wife's!

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Bill Gates and I have a combined fortune of around 9 lakh crores and 157 rupees!

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My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies!

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Not bragging, but my wife describes my dressing style as "Are you wearing that?"

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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock!

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