Without freedom of speech, we would never know who the idiots are!
You know every trick to make me smile and every magic to make my sadness disappear.
Your kind of friend is so rare because you are the most precious gem in the world!
My life is incomplete without you and your love. I will be waiting for you to come back and complete my life again.
I love you and I miss you!
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.
Just a number of countries not talking to each other!
A lady approached me, and said, "Every time you smile, I want to give you my number!"
I said, "Aww that's sweet. Are you single?"
She replied, "No. I'm a dentist!"
Waitress: How did you find your steak, Sir?
I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was!
Girl: I love animals.
Pappu: My mom calls me, Kutta!
Shaadi Karni Hai Toh Apni Girlfriend Se Karo...
Dusre Ki Girlfriend Se Toh Gharwale Bhi Karwa Dete Hain!
I made a graph showing all my past relationships.
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis!
Being a woman is so expensive. I know this because I have a wife!
