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The Russian vaccine will be sold in India as Putinjali!
My wife and kids are threatening to walk out of the house because of my addiction to horse racing.
And they're off!
Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a funeral - because the spirit has already left the body.
100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body!
My wife's top five favorite smells:
5. Coffee brewing
4. Pages of a new book
3. First rain
2. Freshly baked cake
1. Smoke that comes out when she's grilling me
Jitna Weed Phoonkna Hai Phoonk Lo...
Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai!
According to a survey, the leading causes of death among men are:
1. Heart attacks
2. Strokes
3. Gifting wife a weighing scale and a diet book on her birthday
Finally, it has happened!
After decades 'Beer' is now cheaper than 'Petrol'.
Now, there will be a new slogan - Just Drink; Don't Drive!
If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!
I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasn't allowed.
They said the risk was too big!
I wish I were a woman. I would know everything then!
