Parents have progressed from not believing what's online to believing all internet posts are real!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Don't tell people to respect their elders. Be an elder worth respecting!
ਜਾ ਕਉ ਤੁਮ ਭਏ ਸਮਰਥ ਅੰਗਾ ॥
ਤਾ ਕਉ ਕਛੁ ਨਾਹੀ ਕਾਲੰਗਾ ॥੧॥
ਮਾਧਉ ਜਾ ਕਉ ਹੈ ਆਸ ਤੁਮਾਰੀ ॥
ਤਾ ਕਉ ਕਛੁ ਨਾਹੀ ਸੰਸਾਰੀ ॥੧॥ ਰਹਾਉ ॥
Those who have You on their side, O All-powerful Lord,
No black stain can stick to them. ||1||
O Lord of wealth, those who place their hopes in You,
Nothing of the world can touch them at all. ||1||
Tribute to Guru Arjan Dev Ji on his martyrdom!
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!
Wife: I am pissed!
Husband: Again or still?
The reason most people buy new phones is not that they want a new phone it's because they need something new to show off!
Dentist: You need a crown.
Girl: Finally, someone who understands me!
Therapist: What brings you in today?
Man: I have a terrible fear of Tsunamis.
Therapist: How bad is it?
Man: It comes in waves!
I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, "This isn't for me!"
