Just heard a man had an accident while playing 'peek-a-boo'.
He's currently in the 'ICU'!
Modern appliances are really spying on us and sending back data on our habits.
It's not new... Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years!
Even the most spiritual beings want their Tupperware boxes back!
Money is never actually yours, it's just your turn to use it.
Good Morning!
So I named my phone Titanic.
Now, whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing!
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years!
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong!
I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't want any other woman giving me orders!
While at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world?
While driving: I hate every single person on this planet!
Girls bring up their boyfriends to get guys to stop flirting with them, guys bring up their girlfriends to indicate that they're not flirting!
