Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point!"
I hope my kids know I don't really mean all the things this pandemic has forced me to say!
Being on vacation with kids is a great reminder of why you should never be on vacation with kids!
When I need a good friend, I get you. You are shielded in all my troubles. Thanks for being such a caring brother. I love you so much and wish you a joyful day.
Wish you a blessed birthday!
When the soft sunlight of the dawn touches your face, you look like a goddess. That is the most heavenly scenario ever, and I'm craving to see it.
Miss You!
5G is amazingly fast.
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Juhi Chawla already got the bill!
Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay "₹ 20 lakh Bill" without using 5G!
Indian parents don't say 'Good Morning'.
They switch off the fan!
While Engaged: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine.
While Married: Your arm was on my half of the bed last night!
Yes, I have a woman's intuition.
It's my wife's!
