A smart refrigerator isn't one with screens, cameras, and wifi.
It's one that knows to dim the light when you open it at 3 AM!
My dentist hates it when I call him the face Gynecologist!
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
And a one and a two, and a one, two, three, four!
Men are like dogs. They're fun to be with but it's better to have a leash on them so that they don't go out of control!
You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.
You can't have both!
~ A Mom
Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face!
Since we met, I've cried somewhat less, smiled a lot more, and know that I'm living in a better world because you're here with me.
Thank you so much. You have no idea how much I adore you!
When you ask your wife and she says "Tumhari Marzi", just remember, "Nahi Chalegi" is silent!
The two most common things in the world are oxygen and your wife's mood swings!
The scariest Facebook notification is the one that says `you're tagged in a photo` while you party with your friends and you told your wife that you're staying late at work!
