The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing!
My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape.
It's a big step forward for her!
Change is the essence of life.
From 'Standing near the bar with Scotch in hand' to 'Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in hand'.
Men have come a long way!
#lockdown #Covid19
When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.
When a woman drinks, it is said to damage her character.
I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character!
If you cringe at your past behaviour, that's a sign of growth!
Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened.
Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open.
Priests have demanded, temples to be opened.
I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open.
This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time!
Once you are over 25, you don't need an alarm.
Your problems will wake you up right on time!
If you fix your routine and improve your time management skills. Most of your problems will be solved!
Nano Second:
Time between the Govt. of India announcing cancellation of 12th Board exams and Mom yelling, "Don't think this means you can party, start studying for the entrance exams now!"
After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I have lost 5 kg lemons and 1kg honey!
