Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he returns with 4.
Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54!
#MarriageFacts
The most difficult language to learn is not Chinese, it's your wife's silence!
CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE!
During the first year of marriage, my wife thought I was dumb.
But after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it!
Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai?
Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha.
Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye?
Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai!
After a long time, I told my hot co-worker how I felt. She felt the same.
So I turned on the air conditioner!
New Law:
Calling up anyone to ask, "How's business?" will be punishable under IPC 498 (Mental Harassment)!
#Fun #Covid19
Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh!
If you are feeling useless, just remember that someone is a lifeguard for the Olympic Swimming Events!
What is the best time to...
6:30
You didn't let me finish.
It doesn't matter. 6:30 is always the best time on the clock. Hands down!
