When you feel depressed remember there are a million cells in your body and all they do is care about you!
Fill your cup with gratitude and you will find it overflowing with blessings!
Good Morning!
Pro Tip for Men:
If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch!
My wife's favourite outdoor sports activity is to go out of the house to bring the Amazon packages in!
Einstein must have been single when he thought the speed of light is the fastest because he never saw a woman going from 'you are my life' to 'you don't even exist to me'!
My teenage son treats me like a God.
He acts like I don't exist until he wants something!
Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage "...
...and not "griefcase!"
I got banned from my local gym. I guess it just didn't work out!
Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives!
I have a vaccination joke but the punchline will come four months later!
