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Nothing is impossible in life. You can do anything if you have the right people to support you. Have a nice weekend!

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Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are:
Made for each other.
Mad for each other.
Mad at each other.
Or maid for each other?

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Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto!

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I need help!
In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right.
What do I do next?

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Not to brag but women have often described me as "Who's that guy and why is he listening to our conversation?"

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During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing.
When asked she said, "This is the first time I know where he is going!"

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I wanna tell a vaccination joke but only adults would get it!

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I have a vaccination joke.
But I will tell you in 4 weeks. No 8 weeks. No, 12 weeks!

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I have a vaccination joke...
. . . . but most of you won't get it!

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