I have 2nd vaccination joke, but when they didn't get the first one how will they get the 2nd one!
BREAKING NEWS:
A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment.
He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails!
Which is the most desired summer body this year?
The antibody!
Guys, if in any case Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and WhatsApp get banned.
I am available on ArogyaSetu!
Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office?
Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me!
That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as well say, "Bet you can't chug that whole beer."!
Priyanka - 38 Years
Nick - 26 Years
Malaika - 48 Years
Arjun - 33 Years
Anjali - 52 Years
Sachin - 46 Years
Me - 60+ Years
Glenfiddich - 18 Years
Nothing else matters if you love each other!
The paradox of life:
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore,
Calories start to matter!
Do you think your life is hard?
Think about a Doctor who has a crush on a nurse and still has to call her Sister!
I and the wife went to the restaurant for the first time in ages.
The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit?
I said no problem.
He said well take these drinks to table 10!
