Glasses require your ears and your nose to do your eyes a favour!
Refusing to admit you were wrong because you think it will make you look dumb, oftentimes makes you look even dumber!
Two things which everyone hates:
1. The change.
2. The way things are.
To test if a person has Ego, tell him to stop being egoistic. His reaction would tell you if he is or not!
In the sky - Tauktae
On the ground - Corona
In the sea - Cyclone
In Cinema - Radhe
But Aarogya Setu shows: You are safe!
Babuji Ne Kaha Hcq, Ivermectin, Chhod Do.
Sab Ne Kaha Azithrodoxy, Favi, Toci Chhod Do.
Paro Ne Kaha Plasma Chhod Do.
Aaj Tumne Keh Diya Remdesivir Chhod Do.
Ek Din Aayega Jab Woh Kahenge, Oxygen Hi Chhod Do!
#COVID19
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too!
Ten years ago, I didn't have any money and I wasn't married. Today, I'm married!
My colleagues at work have given me the nickname `Mr. Compromise.`
It wasn't my first choice, but I'm okay with it!
Weighing yourself naked is the right way to know your exact weight.
People in the gym aren't aware of this, it seems. They're calling the security!
