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This too shall pass.
It might pass like a kidney stone but it will pass!

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The way you make me happy no one can even dare to compete with you.
Love, you are the strongest and kindest soul I have ever met in adulthood, and that makes me want to admire you even more every day!

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Breathing in the fresh morning air makes you healthier and wiser. Don't ignore the blessings that every morning offers to us.
Good morning and have a good time!

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Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert!

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Shayars don't drink beer.
They Ghazal it down!

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Heart-warming and out of the way gesture by the government to increase petrol prices yet again, and ensure that people stay at home safely!

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I just watched Radhe for 20 minutes for Salman Khan.
And I realised the importance of Stop Loss applies to movies as well!
#stoploss

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COVID19 blues:
Now when I type 'Vacation', my phone autocorrects it to 'Vaccination'!

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Teacher: Aaj Ki Online Class Khatam, Kuchh Doubt Ho Toh Puchho?
Pappu: Beech Mein Jo Chai Dene Aayi Thi, Woh Aapki Beti Thi Kya?

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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea!

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