Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
A man of few words is generally a married man!
Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?
Bunty: How?
Pappu: Just sell it!
Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?
Santa: Getting married!
Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19.
Now the virus is in quarantine!
Pappu: What is GPS?
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
Pappu: So it's Mom?
Elephants: We have the longest memories.
Women: Hahaha, really?
