Girl: Shravan Mein Bhi Daaru Peete Ho, Disgusting!
Boy: Hum Bhagwan Ko Dil Mein Rakhte Hain, Liver Mein Nahi!
A boy met a girl in Metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Awwww... Are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
Girl: We have been together for 3 years. Aage Ka Kya Plan Hai?
Boy: Bas Ab Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Kar Shaadi Kar Lunga!
Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.
Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?
Boy: No, plastic & brainless!
Boy: Muskurane Ki Wajah Tum Ho...
Girl: Sachhi?
Boy: Ab Teri Shakal Hi Aisi Hai, Hansi Toh Aa Hi Jaati Hai!
Girl: Hey, Kya Karte Ho?
Boy: CA
Girl: Wow, Charted Accountant!
Boy: Nahi Pagli, Complete Aaram!
Boy: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Ruk Jaata Hun Main.
Girl: Wow, you love me so much?
Boy: Nahi, Pokemon Go Khel Raha Hun!
Girlfriend: Jaanu, Papa Ne Bola Hai Ki Agar Fail Hui Toh Rickshaw Wale Se Shaadi Karwa Denge.
Boyfriend: Chill Baby... Mere Papa Ne Bola Main Fail Hua Toh Rickshaw Hi Khareed Ke Denge!
Boy: Have you watched V for Vendetta?
Girl: Main Pooja Hun, Vandita Woh Hai!
Boy: Hi, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!