Boy: Sad Kyon Ho?
Girl: Mere Parents Mere Haath Peele Karna Chahte Hain.
Boy: Is Mein Bura Kya Hai, Tum Shaadi Ke Layak Ho Gayi Ho.
Girl: But Mujhe Peela Rang Nahi Pasand "I Love Pink"!
Boy: Your favorite cuisines?
Girl: Gaurav, Mohit Bhaiya, Shilpa Di... Par Chote Chacha Ki Ladki, Pinky is my favorite.
Boy: Bas Behan Bas!
Boy: I have a pen and you have a phone number, think of possibilities.
Girl: I have a sandal and you have a face, think of casualties!
Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
Boy: Woh Dekh Tere Papa!
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
She: Why didn't you call me?
He: I met with an accident.
She: So?
He: I also met my Grandma, but I texted you!
Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi..
Girl: Kya?
Boy: Achhi Film Hai Na?
Girl: Kutte Ke Bachhe...
Boy: What?
Girl: Kitne Chhote Chhote Hote Hain Na!
Girlfriend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho.
Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail!
Girl: Mujhe iPhone Lena Hai.
Boy: To Le Lo.
Girl: Kaun Si Company Ka Lun?
Boy: Patanjali Ka Le... Us Mein Virus Aur Bacteria Nahi Hote!
On first Date:
Boy: Kya Logi, Beer?
Girl: Main Nahi Peeti.
Boy: To Phir Cold-drink?
Girl: Mera Matlab Main Beer Nahi Peeti, Whiskey Le Lungi!