Girl: Will you marry me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: When?
Boy: As soon as I complete CA.
Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year.
The girl wrote in comments - Same to you.
The boy edited the comment to - I love you!
Expecting a negative answer, a girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken promise?
To satisfy his girl, the boy replied: Nothing of these, I haven't done!
Dear Boys,
Kitchen has 'He' in it.
So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.
Sincerely,
Girls!
Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
Boy: Well because, when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams!
Boy: What's your age?
Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys.
Boy: What's your email address?
Girl: pooja.1988@gmail.com
Irony of Life:
Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
Boys go to college to develop their minds;
And Girls go to college to catch them before this happens!
Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you!
Girl: What time do you go to sleep?
Boy: Only when you go to sleep?
Girl: Why only when I sleep?
Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake!