Boy: How do I play the guitar?
Girl: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boy: Am I so good?
Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!
Boy: If you keep looking at me like that I'm going to kiss you.
Girl: Well, hurry up, I can't hold this expression much longer!
Girl: H3Y W@t$ WR0N9?
Boy: Obviously... your spell check!
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you.
Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna.
*Blocked*
Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you!
Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love,
But girls use the word 'friendship' to end love.
Let's be friends!
Double Insult:
Gal: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
The girl got sad.
Boy: Why are you sad?
Gal: Because you don't like me.
Boy: You never asked whether I love you
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: No!
Girl: What time do you go to sleep?
Boy: Only when you go to sleep.
Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?
Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake!
Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks.
Boy: What's shameful about it?
Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor?
Girl: Are you an MBA?
Boy: No, 8th fail... here's my Audi.
Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying?