A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.
3 Ways to write exam:
Look up for INSPIRATION;
Look down for CONCENTRATION;
Look around for INFORMATION.
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine;
But like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
Wish of a contemporary girl:
I dunno want any 'Prince Charming' coming on a white horse; I would rather have a 'Vampire' coming in a BMW!
Q1: Do u believe in sleeping with a total stranger?
A: Yuck! Never.
Q2: Do u believe in arranged marriages?
A: Yes, of course
Dear Boys,
If a girl ruins her wet nail paint just to reply to your text, marry her.
Dear Girls,
If a guy pauses his Playstation just to reply to your text, marry him.
Dear Boy,
Kitchen has 'He' in it. So move and quickly make me sandwich.
Sincerely,
Girl.
My son is my son till he gets a wife. But my daughter is my daughter all her life!