Santa: I have never had an affair. Can you say the same?
Jeeto: Yes, but not with such a straight face!
Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?
Jeeto: I don't like to do anything that shall make him happy!
Jeeto: Have you anything for gray hair?
Chemist: Nothing but the greatest respect!
Jeeto to Preeto, "You look different today".
Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs.
Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs?
Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup!
Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day.
Preeto: Interesting. Which store was was it?
Jeeto: A hardware store.
Preeto: That's weird!
Jeeto: Not really. I realized pretty late that it's a mirror.
Pinky to her mother, Jeeto, "What kind of husband should I look for?
Jeeto: Dear, leave the husbands alone and look for a single man.
Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day.
Preeto: Interesting. Which store was was it?
Jeeto: A hardware store.
Preeto: That's weird!
Jeeto: Not really, I realized pretty late that it's a mirror.
Jeeto to Preeto, "What I am worried about is not my weight but my height".
Preeto: That's weird. But still, why?
Jeeto: According to my weight, my height should be 8 feet and 7 inches!
Preeto: Do you have a good memory for faces?
Banta: Yes but why?
Preeto: I just broke your shaving mirror.
Jeeto went to cash a cheque at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself?"
Looking puzzled, Jeeto dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment and then smiled, "Yes, it's me all right".