Traffic Cop: Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?
Jeeto: I'm just as confused as you are!
Pappu was climbing a very tall tree.
Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately."
However, Pappu ignored her.
Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!
Santa texts to Jeeto on cell: Hi, what are you doing Darling?
Jeeto: I'm dying.
Santa jumps with joy but types, "Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?"
Jeeto: You idiot, I'm dying my hair.
Santa: Bloody English Language!
Jeeto: What is 10 years with me?
Santa: A second.
Jeeto: What is $1000 for me?
Santa: A coin.
Jeeto: Ok give me a coin.
Santa: Wait a second!
Jeeto was trying to train a dog.
Santa: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you.
Jeeto: Darling it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you in the beginning!
Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
Jeeto: My husband seems not to care about his 'appearance'.
Preeto: But he always dresses up well!
Jeeto: No No, not that! He hasn't made one for 5 days now!
Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing?
Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
Preeto: You say your sister makes up jokes; is she a humourist?
Jeeto: No, she works in a beauty parlour!
Jeeto: What are you thinking off?
Santa: Nothing.
Jeeto: Oh, do take your mind off yourself!