Jeeto: My daughter is having her voice cultivated.
Preeto: Is it improving?
Jeeto: It's growing stronger, earlier she used to be heard only two apartments away. Now we get complaints from away off in the next building.
Santa to Jeeto in a restaurant, "A scientist says that what we eat we become".
Jeeto after seizing the menu, "Let's order something rich"!
Santa: When I die, I'm going to leave everything to you.
Jeeto: You do anyway, you lazy bum!
Jeeto: If you think that the treatment is expensive you should see my doctor. He is very reasonable.
Preeto: How's that.
Jeeto: If you cannot afford the treatment he alters the reports.
Jeeto and Santa were invited to Banta's for dinner.
Jeeto to Preeto after tasting a horrible dish, "You must give me the original recipe of this dish".
Preeto: Why the original recipe?
Jeeto: So you can never cook it again!
Pinky while looking through a family album, "Doesn't dad look funny in those suspenders?"
Jeeto: Yes, but he'd look a darned sight funnier without them!
Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!
Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?
Jeeto: It was too tight!
Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor".
Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.
Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!
Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin".
Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!