A man drank - forgot everything!
A woman drank - remembered and reminded everything!
A quiet man is a thinking man.
A quiet woman is freaking pissed!
It takes a real man to realize that one woman is enough!
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out.
When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she decides her dress and finishes putting on her makeup!
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
A woman is always right.
Sometimes they may be confused, stubborn, misinformed and senseless, but they are never wrong!
Men, who do not understand women fall into two categories...
Bachelors and Husbands!
I met the perfect woman once...
Sadly, she was looking for the perfect man!
Dear Ladies,
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
Rules for love: For Men: You have to know her to love her! For Women: You have to love him to know him!