Pappu chatting with a girl:
Pappu: Hi, who are you?
Girl: I am a "mystery" girl.
Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do!
Bunty: Aur Kya Kar Raha Hai Aaj-Kal?
Pappu: CA
Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?
Pappu: Har Saal!
Girlfriend: Will you marry me?
Pappu: Yes.
Girlfriend: When?
Pappu: As soon as I complete CA.
Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls.
Girlfriend: Any proof?
Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!
Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Teacher: So?
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
Aunty: Beta Kitne Bade Ho Gaye Ho Tum!
Pappu: Kya Karun Aunty Aur Koi Option Hi Nahi Tha!
Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi?
Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai!
Bunty: Hey sweetheart, meet my friend Pappu.
Girlfriend: Hi, what do you do?
Pappu: I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive!
Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well.
Bittu: What happened?
Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!
Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!