Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?
Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba
Teacher: Didn't get you.
Pappu: Same here babes... same here!
Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside?
Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?
Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!"
During a text message conversation:
Pappu: I love you.
Girl: Iloveyoutoo.
Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?
Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!
Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?
Bunty: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?
Raju: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?
Pappu: Homework!
Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
Pappu: Kiss
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms.
Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!
"You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
Teacher: Please explain yourself.
Pappu: He keeps ducks!
Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?