Teacher says to Pappu, In Algebra A = B & B = C. It means A = C.
Now give a relevant example.
Pappu: Sir, I love You and You love your daughter, it means that I love your daughter!
Pappu: There are an awful lot of girls who don't want to get married.
Bunty: How do you know?
Pappu: I've asked them!
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
Girlfriend: I don't think I'd marry the best man on earth.
Pappu: If you marry me, you wouldn't be taking that risk!
Pappu: I won't marry you, and do you know why?
Girlfriend: No; I can't think.
Pappu: That's why!
Pappu: I am really fed up.
Bunty: What's the matter?
Pappu: I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: She says I'm childish.
Bunty: So how did you cope up?
Pappu: I took a deep breath - Calmed down - Went to her house - Rang the doorbell and ran away!
Jeeto: Son, how are your grades in the last exams?
Pappu: Mom, what's important is that we have our health!
Pappu: I asked her on a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM.
Bunty: So she agreed.
Pappu: No... she said "some other time may be". So I said - How about 7 PM?
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me?
Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you.
Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho?
Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!