Pappu: Mom, I just took a splinter out of my hand with a pin.
Jeeto: A pin! Don't you know that's dangerous. It can give you septic.
Pappu: Oh no, Mom! I used a safety pin!
A confectioner leaned over the counter and yelled at Pappu who stood close to the candy jars:
"Are you trying to steal the candies, boy?"
"No - no, sir", Pappu faltered.
"I'm trying' not to!"
Teacher: If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Pappu: Brotherly love!
Teacher: In which countries are elephants found?
Pappu: They're extremely large and intelligent and so never get lost!
Jeeto (who has guests at dinner): Pappu, don't talk with your mouth full.
Pappu: But, mummy, what am I to do? When I talk with my mouth empty, you always say, Pappu, go on with your dinner!
Pappu: I'm through with that girl.
Bunty: Oh, why?
Pappu: She asked me if I danced.
Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?
Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me!
Teacher: It has nine eyes, three noses, four mouths and six pair of ears. What is it?
Pappu: Ugly!
Pappu: Papa, how do they catch lunatics?
Santa: With lipstick, beautiful dresses and pretty smiles!
Santa: Who gave you that black eye?
Pappu: Nobody - I had to fight for it!
Pappu: What would I have to give you for one little kiss?
Girl: Chloroform!