Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle!
Girlfriend: Dear, it's my birthday tomorrow.
Pappu: Happy birthday in advance!
Girlfriend: What gift shall you give to me?
Pappu: What do you want?
Girlfriend: A 'Ring'.
Pappu: I shall give you a 'Ring' but please don't pick it up as my balance is very less!
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
Santa called his son, "Pappu, if you don't stop playing that trumpet, I think I'll go crazy".
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Pappu replied cheekily, "I think you are already, I stopped playing it half an hour ago!"
Teacher: Pappu, what is the outside of a tree called?
Pappu: I don't know.
Teacher: Bark, Pappu, bark.
Pappu: Bow, wow, wow!
Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!
Pappu: I am really fed up.
"What's the matter?", asked his room mate.
Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!"
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
"You're so stupid," said Pappu.
"That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added Santa.
Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid!