Pappu: A girl said, "I love you" to me.
Bunty: What did you say?
Pappu: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me".
Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart.
Bunty: Why do you say so?
Pappu: She's not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public, I never own her.
Pappu: What's green and has wheels?
Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.
Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
A well-built guy was fooling around with Pappu's girlfriend. Pappu entered into an altercation with him.
Pappu: Are you serious?
Guy: Yes, I am. What'll you do about it?
Pappu: Nothing. It's just that I don't like pranks.
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Pappu: Then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.
Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Teacher: If Guddi has 50 candy bars. She eats 4 and gives you 2 and give the rest to Bunty, what'll Bunty get?
Pappu: Diabetes. Bunty'll surely get diabetes.
While filling a form:
Pappu: Papa, what should I write about my mother tongue?
Santa: Too long.
Babli: Mama, Pappu beats me.
Jeeto: Oh dear! How often?
Babli: Every time we play Scrabble!
Pappu: Hey dad! How do you spell accident?
Santa: Y... O... U...