Santa: Let me see your report card.
Pappu: I don't have it.
Santa: Why not?
Pappu: My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pappu: At night.
Teacher: How can you say that?
Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Pappu, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Pappu: Nothing, Sir!
Headmaster: Exactly.
Teacher: What is the difference between a Man and a Woman?
Pappu: A Man has a "Sense of Humour" whereas a Woman has a "Sense of Rumour".
Jeeto: What did you learn at school today?
Pappu: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Teacher: Start Computer.
Pappu: I did.
Teacher: Now open my computer.
Pappu: Miss, where is your computer?
Teacher: Pappu, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?
Pappu: What do you think it is, Sir?
Teacher: I don't think, I know!
Pappu: Sir, I don't think I know either!
In a Grammar class:
Teacher: 'He' does not like girls. What is 'He' in this sentence?
Pappu: Gay.
Santa: Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o' clock in the morning?
Pappu: Yes, I do! Dad, the party was raided.